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(213): View more from California

Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Her name starts with A and ends with whore.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out

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(516): View more from New York

is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet

(845): View more from New York

It'll be a kids book

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period

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