i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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