what if every blade of grass was a penis?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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