So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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