and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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