sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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