is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
how drunk are you?
Several
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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