i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There's a naked man in my car right now.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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