so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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