I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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