so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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