i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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