I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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