Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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