based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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