just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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