It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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