i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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