we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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