Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
farters have to be the big spoon...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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