How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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