Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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