we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dignity is for republicans.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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