I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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