i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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