I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
