The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
