everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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