OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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