hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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