i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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