Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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