In America we eat man semen.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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