have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I can't turn off my feet"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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