STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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