How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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