just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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