Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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