"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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