To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
