Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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