You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Panties = found
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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