how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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