Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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