it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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