Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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