I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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