ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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