I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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