hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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