You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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