yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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