You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
porn star boner night. come get it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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