Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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