How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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