Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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